Traders joking, the beginning - page 414

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I hit the info button on "America's Got Talent" and it said, "America's got talent, but we hide it and present this instead."

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The Secret Service has been worried by Bill Clinton's practice of taking early morning jogs. They got a real scare the other day when somebody threw a beer at the president. Fortunately, it turned out to have been a draft, and Clinton was able to dodge it.

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"Dead Broke" – Meet the Clintons' $100,000 3-Week Hampton Rental

Clinton told ABC’s Diane Sawyer in a June interview, “We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt.”If being “dead broke” means dropping $100k on a 3-week rental in the Hamptons, then we’d like to be dead broke too.

"Dead Broke" – Meet the Clintons' $100,000 3-Week Hampton Rental | Zero Hedge

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'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country'. Marion Barry [Mayor Washington, DC]

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CNN is being sued after one of its correspondents got drunk and bit two paramedics. The good news is, CNN finally has a story worth talking about. Sometimes you gotta make your own news. "Tequila on the house! Tequila! On! The! House!"

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Hillary Clinton has been calling President Obama's foreign policy a failure. She either wants to be a president or a Fox News anchor. We're not sure.