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Few years back I was visiting one FOREX forum often...There was few problems though...When I registered with them I made a mistake about my geographical location...So at around 11am when I am @ work...I would go to that site...and they had this idiotic service acknowledging the time of the day...it would say something..like..."Pava...shouldn't you be sleeping right now?"...and since I am not the type who likes to argue...I would go to sleep immediately...until around 2pm...people who work with me told me that I am snoring...

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President Obama is giving the NSA new guidelines on gathering data on American citizens. He says the NSA can no longer violate anyone's constitutionally protected right to privacy. That, of course, will be Target's job.
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President Obama announced today that America's No. 1 domestic terrorist has been apprehended. They finally arrested Justin Bieber, ladies and gentlemen. He is in custody. We don’t have to live in fear anymore.
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Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami Beach on a DUI. He was also busted for resisting arrest and drag racing. Justin was clocked going 60 miles an hour in a Lamborghini. Wow, 60 miles an hour in a Lamborghini? Hey Justin, it’s called second gear. Try it sometime.
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New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is facing criticism after this latest snowstorm because wealthy neighborhoods got their streets plowed after poor neighborhoods. Rich people called in to complain and said, “This is outrageous! If I weren’t in Bermuda right now, I'd come down there.”
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