Traders joking, the beginning - page 317

[seekers]

In a new interview that just came out, First Lady Michelle Obama said she might consider getting plastic surgery. The First Lady said if Barack's popularity keeps dropping, I do not want to be recognized.

[pavaka]

everything comes to this: Metatrader vs. Obamacare, who is gonna do the fixing first...

mladen:
"Entire Healthcare Reform Program" Jeopardized Unless Accenture Fixes Healthcare.gov By Mid-March | Zero Hedge They have been payed $91 million and they have to finish the job in less than 3 months (all the alleged 500 million lines of healthcare.gov's code - written by somebody else). Do you believe they can do it? Thought so

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[seekers]

A new poll found that the approval rating of French President Francois Hollande has actually gone up since he was accused of having an affair. Or as Chris Christie's interns put, 'No it!'

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[seekers]

Last week in Miami, Beyoncé crashed a karaoke bar and started singing one of her own songs. Not to be outdone, Britney Spears crashed the same bar and lip-synced one of her own songs.

[Mladen Rakic]

Security Expert Hacks Obamacare Website In 4 Minutes; Accesses 70,000 Records

$292 millions spent already on that site coding + $91 million for fixing - fantastic

[techmac]

mladen:
Security Expert Hacks Obamacare Website In 4 Minutes; Accesses 70,000 Records $292 millions spent already on that site coding + $91 million for fixing - fantastic

Guess that after another half a billion $ it will take 2 minutes to hack that site :):)

[seekers]

Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday party supposedly went all the way until 2 a.m. on Saturday. Which explains why on Sunday, Barack expanded healthcare to include Gatorade and Tylenol.