Traders joking, the beginning - page 318

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The White House announced that President Obama will visit Pope Francis in the near future. Pope Francis thinks Obamacare can be a success. Sure, he’s the Pope. He has to believe in miracles.
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President Obama is getting serious about this NSA spying scandal. He told the nation that the NSA will not be used "for the purpose of suppressing or burdening criticism or dissent." You see, that's what the IRS is for. That’s their job.
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The former president of Trader Joe's is opening a store that sells only expired food. The new store will be known as 7-Eleven.
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How Turkey Put A Prompt End To Its Dramatic Corruption Investigation

Simple: it reassigned, or fired, all the investigators and police officers.

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Governor Chris Christie was re-inaugurated. It was a beautiful ceremony. They even had that phony sign language guy.

When Governor Christie was sworn in, he put his right hand on a menu.

Immediately following the ceremony, Christie closed the Holland Tunnel.

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Target just announced that it is dropping health insurance for part-time employees and they’re blaming it on Obamacare. I guess now if Target employees need to pay for healthcare, they'll just have to use their customers' credit cards.
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