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Decided to look at the broker's report ), wonder who else is sitting there
About "transparent Japanese skirts"
Decided to look at the broker's report ), wonder who else is sitting there
It's a strange form of reporting. My broker has a completely different format. Isn't the form rigidly standardised?
I don't know, they do it in excel, for a day and for a month, I looked it up before (it's not clear where it comes from (especially commissions), but everything is correct), I didn't have the patience to see it all, and yesterday I looked it all up.
About "see-through Japanese skirts."
- Here, daughter, if you do well in school, we'll buy you a computer.
- And if I don't do well in school?
- Then we'll get you a piano.
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- My roommate's a bitch, but she's beautiful.
- Why?
- I've repaired all her electrical wiring, and she'd at least give me a thank you...
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It doesn't take much to become intelligent: you just have to throw a baseball bat out of the boot of your car and put a nice metal golf club in its place.
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Drunken husband comes home at night. He opens the door and there is his wife standing in front of him, a frying pan in her hand. Husband:
- Go back to bed, Liusya, I'm not hungry!!!
- Got up to 200km/h in my 10 yesterday. Any advice on how to get the shit off the seats?! I'm velour.