Humour - page 153

 

A serious authority figure has his wife missing. He's desperate to get his whole team out looking for her.

A couple of days later, the horde stomps perplexedly to the chief: "We've got, like, two pieces of news... good news and bad news... Which one do you want to start with? - The bad news, of course!

- They found your wife. Dead. Drowned in the lake. Barely fished her out. - Hmm... what's the good news after that?

- They took two buckets of crayfish off her! Baldy's already cooking! Vovan's out for beer! And we've thrown her in for the second time!

 
bald:

A serious authority figure has his wife missing. He's desperate to get his whole team out looking for her.

A couple of days later, the horde stomps perplexedly to the chief: "We've got, like, two pieces of news... good news and bad news... Which one do you want to start with? - The bad news, of course!

- They found your wife. Dead. Drowned in the lake. Barely fished her out. - Hmm... what's the good news after that?

- They took two buckets of crayfish off her! Baldy's already cooking! Vovan's out for beer! And we've thrown her in for the second time!

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fozi:


GOPOTA in photoshop added, why shit all over it?
 
valenok2003:


GOPOTA in photoshop added, why shit all over it?

Come on, humour can't be standard.
 
fozi:
Come on, humour cannot be standard.
Where's the humour?

They should have written "Programming in Mql".
Then an attentive reader would look at 1955,
and then look up when metatrader came out.
Bingo.
 
jartmailru:
Where's the humour?

If only they had written "Programming in Mql".
Then an attentive reader would look at 1955,
and then look up when metatrader came out.
Bingo.


I already understood that in a society of programmers this joke does not catch on ))
 
fozi:

I've already realized that in the programming community that joke doesn't work ))
Your sense of humour has betrayed your sense of humour, it doesn't seem to be designed for subtle banter.
 
valenok2003:
Your sense of humour has betrayed you, it doesn't seem to count for subtle banter.

Reason: