Humour - page 156

 

- Sweetheart! Give me a compote!
- What kind?
- Can't you see I'm sick? Give me some cucumber!

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Gg... The right tree !!!
 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STzh6VIIk9c&feature=related (Syabry)

 
leonid553:
Well, it's still growing in the countryside, but the birch is SUPER! Not a montage, is it?
Ahh, no, I see it - it's a bit too much, but that's a pity....
 

The convoy comes searching again.
They found a machine gun under the floor again.
I thought it was the same one - no, another one.
What kind of bastard puts them there?

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It's been night... The computers are tired...
Cover your maidenhood with a rag
While you've lusted after me in bed
I saved Earth from aliens!

 
 
 

whatever happens, don't stop singing!...