Humour - page 148

 
 
bald:

cutie....


Spsaiba puked.
 
fozi:

Spsaiba vomited.
well, from the heart)))
 
 
 
 
bald:


It's always been a shock, you could die from such a blow...

matura: running speed - up to 10m/sec.... which is achieved when falling from 10 metres

i.e. her hitting the pole is the same as jumping headfirst off a 4th floor balcony face first into the asphalt)) what are the chances of surviving?)

 
 
 
When you leave Odnoklassniki, it says: "How, are you leaving already? So soon?" And it's so polite... touching... ...I want to say, "No, you're not! I'll just crawl back to bed and use my mobile!"