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Elk cannot be avoided.
A moose came to the police station in east Moscow
-What African country do you know?
-Zababwe!
-Not Zababwe, Zimbabwe! What African animal do you know?
-A fucking mongrel!
-Not a hippo, a hippo. What African tree do you know?
-Ebibab!
-Vovochka! -Not a fucker, a hippo! (pause) Ugh! Sit down! Motherfucker!
A glamorous pussy walks around in a mobile phone shop:
- Explain to me, what's the difference between these phones?!
- The thing is, the first one is a player and the second one is a camera...
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- Is that your rat?
- It's not a rat, it's a smooth-haired American dwarf dachshund!
- If the cat ate it, then it's a rat...
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A father instructs his son before he leaves for the spa:
- You be careful out there, son. The girls nowadays have all sorts of diseases. Be careful. God forbid you should catch some disease! If you come home, you'll infect your wife, she'll infect me, I'll infect my mother. And you know our mother - the whole village will die out!!!
Fractals are like that...
All kinds of them.
Fractals are like that...
M. Montessori on money management.
Fractals are still like that...
wonders of translation)))
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