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Listen, Andrei, why don't we set up a company to make clothes for schoolchildren? Let's buy automatic sewing machines, hire Uzbeks, rent a cheaper basement, register an LLC with a registered capital of 10,000 rubles offshore.
The main thing is what? Getting into Putin's swing. Can you smell money? Don't leave it to the governors. And then, you'll see, pioneer ties will be in demand.
This isn't Marvodi and his Moors, this is the Core, it's more serious. Huh? Make up your mind.
My friends and I have already opened )))))) this week
Listen, Andrei, why don't we set up a company to make clothes for schoolchildren? Let's buy automatic sewing machines, hire Uzbeks, rent a cheaper basement, register an LLC with a registered capital of 10,000 rubles offshore.
The main thing is what? To get into Putin's stream. You smell money? We can't leave it to the governors. And then, you'll see, pioneer ties will be in demand.
This isn't Marvodi and his Moors, this is the Core, it's more serious. Huh? Make up your mind.
Shura, we'll hire you as a locksmith. We'll give you a grease gun with Vaseline. You can lubricate sewing machines. 8-hour workday and a full benefits package of pure polypropylene.
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Who says I didn't give it to you?
i.e. did you contribute to school corruption yourself? what did you give them for an "F" or a "D"? )
I don't give it myself, they collect it from everyone. There are different reasons: for the guard's booth, for light bulbs, for new lamps, for flowers, for paint... In fact, it's all bribes. Not only schools, kindergartens too. We can't get a job in any kindergarten without a bribe. Besides, every month you have to pay something in addition to the basic fee. Surgeries in clinics - all for a fee, doctors charge in addition to cash.
I'm not surprised if the son is charging the father for his help.
In my country everything is without bribes, education is free (at least at school), medicine is free, only if you buy medicine, and the producer wants to eat, and if you die, the whole village will bury you, also for free.
wow, anniversary ))))
Everything is corrupt here, I envy it. Are parents allowed into your school? In our school you can't enter, parents are looked upon as terrorists.
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Why not? It's a tough job: Visio, Dialux, Autocad, EDA, Grantsmeta, Rick and other crap, try it yourself.
What do you mean, you don't let the parents in the school. Run away from there. )
See, what's not to take? That's where the legs are growing from )))
Once again, run away from this school, they teach you bad things.
I myself do not give, collect from all. Reasons are different: then on a booth of the guard, then on bulbs, then on new fixtures, then on flowers, then on paint ... In fact, it's all bribes. Not only schools, kindergartens too. We can't get a job in any kindergarten without a bribe. Besides, every month you have to pay something in addition to the basic fee. Surgeries in clinics - all for a fee, doctors charge in addition to cash.
I don't know, I don't know...
Once a year we give money to the kindergarten for presents for the children (birthdays and New Year's Eve); this year it is 2 thousand, the amount is determined and collected by the parents' committee of the group. We also bring stationery according to the list (on the wall in the changing room).
In a district clinic - normal dentistry, however they offer sometimes (after that) not an expensive drug to buy, I bought - very effective.
Last year I thought about getting a check-up, - I went to my district doctor, and he told me: "Tell everybody that you work, - you know what country we have" and gave me a referral. The funny thing is that our district paediatrician is black, he stayed after his studies:)
I had a medical check-up, was very worried that my toes sometimes go numb (my father had endarteritis, and I, like him at the time, smoke a lot), so I had a blood flow monitor, found the cause - nothing special.
At the same time they prescribed intravenous laser blood purification, which was a great thing, and they did it themselves.
And three years ago a friend from Kaluga, my father-in-law had to have his heart restored, so he was in Bakulevka made diagnosis and stenosis for a fee (for 400 bucks, but could refrain from it). He was hospitalized for a week and he was as good as new:) I just told him where to go in Kaluga and what paper to take.
I don't know, I don't know...
Once a year we give money to the kindergarten for presents for the children (birthdays and New Year's Eve); this year it is 2 thousand, the amount is determined and collected by the parents' committee of the group. We also bring stationery according to the list (on the wall in the changing room).
In a district clinic - normal dentistry, however they offer sometimes (after that) not an expensive drug to buy, I bought - very effective.
Last year I thought about getting a check-up, - I went to my district doctor, and he told me: "Tell everybody that you work, - you know what country we have" and gave me a referral. The funny thing is that our district paediatrician is black, he stayed after his studies:)
I had a medical check-up, was very worried that my toes sometimes go numb (my father had endarteritis, and I, like him at the time, smoke a lot), so I had a blood flow monitor, found the cause - nothing special.
At the same time they prescribed intravenous laser blood purification, which was a great thing, and they did it themselves.
And three years ago a friend from Kaluga, my father-in-law had to have his heart restored, so he was in Bakulevka made diagnosis and stenosis for a fee (for 400 bucks, but could refrain from it). He was hospitalized for a week and he was as good as new:) I just told him where to go in Kaluga and what paper to take.
I think this is the whole reason, no one tells you where to get what paperwork, and they are. )
ZS: They do not have to worry or run around and just give them the money. And then they say that there is corruption in the country, so the fuck you give it yourself.
I think that's the whole reason, no one tells you where to get what papers, but you do. )
SZS: And so as not to suffer, not to run, just give the money. And then they say that there is corruption in the country, so the fuck you give it yourself.
It looks that way:)
ALL: If you or your relatives need high-tech medical care, then go (better - at the beginning of the year) to the local Ministry of Health (with a prescription from the district clinic) and request a letter to the appropriate health facility with the mandatory mentioning that we are talking about medical care in the federal quota of the subject of the federation for the appropriate medical care.