Humour - page 101

 
sanyooooook:
I had my fingers chopped off when I was a kid and they sewed them back on, just like that.


That's funny. I had a nail through my hand - the nail had a swirly hat on it and I couldn't get it off. Nothing, it was taken out, it healed.

Sasha, this is a humour thread, not a creepy one. )))))))))

 
drknn:


That's a tough one. I had a nail pierced through my arm - the nail had a kwurkhu hat on it and I couldn't get it off. Nothing, it was taken out, it healed.

Sanya, this is a humour thread, not a creepy thread :)))))))))

Why are you hammering nails with your hands like a Chukchi?)
 
sanyooooook:
Why are you hammering nails with your hands like a Chukcha?)

I was about 5 at the time. I tripped and threw my hand forward. There was an undone nail on the board :)
 

Hound Cat

 
drknn:

Hound Cat

Ugh! What a disgusting thing to be fed!
 

eugene386: saw a billboard here
eugene386: HOPE FROM FOOD INDULGENCE Blah, blah, blah, the latest technology
eugene386: I was wondering why I get hungry
eugene386: and it turns out it's a food addiction.

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xxx: Don't piss me off! I've got five kilos of clean punch in the bag!

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It's the chief's birthday. Got a letter in the post:

xxx:
I'm asking you all to promptly express your love for the boss in the amount of 200 rubles ))

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Akai Ran:
Abzatz, I figured out what was taking the service so long with the system.
They were playing my Skyrim!

 
drknn:

eugene386: saw a billboard here
eugene386: HOPE FROM FOOD INDULgence blah blah blah the latest technology
eugene386: I was wondering why I get hungry
eugene386: and it turns out that this is what it is - a food addiction

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I know a 100% way to lose weight: NEVER EAT ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!
 

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Football. Russia vs Portugal 1-0

 

According to a Duma resolution, fences should now read, "Tanka-fuck (16+)"

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