Humour - page 50

 
FAQ:
It's an old meme :) if you apply it, you should put it on almost every post like this :))))))))

Yeah :) It reminds me of the Baromir meme: "You can't just look at EA code like that" :))
 
I wanted to insert, and even did the text, but then I changed my mind ;)
 

- So, what do you know how to do?
- I can get on the internet.
- Um... That's it? Not surprised...
- Seriously, I can log on to the internet, just for 5 minutes, check my email and then log off.
- Oh, wow!
- I can also jump off the fifth floor without breaking anything and get up and walk.
- That's crazy.
...Just get on the Internet for five minutes and then get right out.

 
 
A kick ass, but I don't think it's a dog, but a frenzied taxi driver.
 

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There are women in Russian villages,
They'll go into a burning house,
They'll stop an elephant in its tracks
And tear off his trunk.

A man wanders through villages,
He brakes the horses on the move,
He walks into burning huts,
So maybe he's a transvestite?

 
I FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE
HAVE A HUGE FAMILY -
A MONITOR, A SYSTEM BOX,
♪ I PLUGGED IT IN ♪
♪ WINDOWS, THE SKY IS BLUE ♪
¶ IT'S ALL MY FAMILY ¶
♪ I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE INTERNET ♪
¶ IT'S MY HOMELAND! ¶
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