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Membrane across the halter.
 
DmitriyN:
Post the drawings.

(I'd like to draw a one and a half? )))

 
DmitriyN:
You don't have to draw it, I'll figure it out.

Think.

A brain that thinks about Russia's problems should be able to solve the problem of building a jet engine using water from a canteen in about 15 minutes.

 
DmitriyN:
I don't care about Russia's problems, I'll go away. How high does the bottle fly?
7-12 m, but the maximum was higher than a birch tree )))
 
DmitriyN: How would you like to join our sewing department? You could be head accountant, you can do the math. I plan to buy an offset press to print portraits of presidents.

You've got the right plans, you've got a good business acumen.

But I hate accounting, it's an abominable art form.

 
DmitriyN:
What is this, space? I kick the ball 20 metres with my foot.
I was talking about launching into space, not reaching first space speed and interstellar flight.
 
Mathemat:

The plans are right, you have a good business acumen.

But I hate accounting, it's an abominable art form.


CFO?
 
Soda and vinegar, for example, react very violently.
 
DmitriyN:
Come on, spill it, all right. What did you put in the bottle?
Water in a can and a half (not a full can and a half), dropper from the camera in the cap, pump until it comes off (you can get more if you tighten the hose with a wire like a clamp) hose, 3-2-1 "Go!!!!"
 

here are more options, but I didn't have clearance for flammable substances


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