Humour - page 110

 
EURNOK:

The tough guys in Izhevsk are so tough that when they buy firewood, they get machine guns in crates.


I can't remember, it was 100 years ago, now they deliver tanks.
 
DmitriyN:
Alexei, you don't understand. We are the ones checking them, we are the ones making money on paper, I told you.


I got it, I got it. Dima, don't burden yourself. Make money from the papers, it's normal. You and your father are not just feeding yourselves, you're doing a good thing.

 
DmitriyN:
What did you fill it with then?
water
 
DmitriyN:
If space is considered where the ISS is, then 200-400 km maybe.
it turns out you're even further away than i thought )
 
sanyooooook:
water
fire
 
EURNOK:
fiery

from the tap.
 
What was the boost with, a pendole?
 
DmitriyN:
And what about the water? Sodium? Carbide? Doubtful, it won't make it.

and I didn't say they flew after launching, I just said I launched them there.

ZS: ordinary drinking water, now think with your whole head how to make a water-powered jet engine out of a can.

 
DmitriyN:
There is no benefit to this case, it is just bureaucracy. If you only knew what kind of crap is written in these documents. They just have to.

That's the way it is for now.
 
DmitriyN:
Put some carbide in it. Or sodium... potassium.
as an option, but I didn't have carbide (I had it, but it was all used for explosives from glass bottles), much less sodium in the right quantities