Interesting and humorous - page 113

 

It doesn't seem to be a bearded tale:

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"A little girl sees her daddy in a swimming trunks for the first time. She looks at him from front to back for a while, then asks carefully: "Daddy, did you poop on the wrong side?"... "

 
 
 
Creative thinking does not exempt knowledge of history.

During the reign of Emperor Alexander III a certain soldier Oreshkin got drunk in the tsar's tavern. Started to rage. They tried to reason with him by pointing at a portrait of the sovereign emperor. The soldier replied: a I do not give a damn about your Emperor! He was arrested and charged with insulting the emperor. After getting acquainted with the case, Alexander understood that the story was not worth a penny, and scribbled on a folder: "Discontinue the case, release Oreshkin, never hang my portrait in pubs again, and tell Oreshkin that I spit on him too.
 

 
 
 
This has to be read aloud without stuttering. For those who are not in the know.
 

my brain exploded at the word evil yellow

 
The second task is a little easier - name the colours of the words in order :)