Interesting and humorous - page 113

 

It doesn't seem to be a bearded tale:

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"A little girl sees her daddy in a swimming trunks for the first time. She looks at him from front to back for a while, then asks carefully: "Daddy, did you poop on the wrong side?"... "

 
 
 
Creative thinking does not exempt knowledge of history.

During the reign of Emperor Alexander III a certain soldier Oreshkin got drunk in the tsar's tavern. Started to rage. They tried to reason with him by pointing at a portrait of the sovereign emperor. The soldier replied: a I do not give a damn about your Emperor! He was arrested and charged with insulting the emperor. After getting acquainted with the case, Alexander understood that the story was not worth a penny, and scribbled on a folder: "Discontinue the case, release Oreshkin, never hang my portrait in pubs again, and tell Oreshkin that I spit on him too.
 

 
 
 
This has to be read aloud without stuttering. For those who are not in the know.
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my brain exploded at the word evil yellow

 
The second task is a little easier - name the colours of the words in order :)