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Hello Natalia!
I tried again today to connect, but the result is the same.
Some programmer friends told me that any program must have an add-on to activate it. It's called crack. Do you have such an add-on? It usually comes with the program
with the program. I would appreciate any help to install it.
Sincerely, xxx.
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xxx: if mu musico gets lost, how much will it cost at your detective agency to find her?
yyy: hamsters 250 p if there's a picture. we don't do cats.
xxx: why is that?
yyy: because you can't go to a bird market and find a cat for 50p.
Reverse movies
If you watch Rimbaud from the end, it's about Sylvester Stallone bringing everyone back to life with miraculous holes from his wounds.
If you watch the film Fight Club from the end, you see how the main character becomes a full-fledged member of society and overcomes mental illness.
If you watch Terminator 4 from the end to the beginning, you still don't see Schwarzenegger there.
If you watch the film Jaws, you'll see the unfortunate shark regurgitating people until they're safely on the beach.
If you watch The Mysterious History of Benjamin Button from the end to the beginning, you'll see virtually no change.
If you watch the drug movie "Requiem for a Dream" from the end, you can see the enormous benefits of drugs: drugs make the girl you love quit prostitution, heal your mother and even free a comrade from prison.
If you watch all parts of Lord of the Rings, this movie tells how a volcano erupts a magic ring for a boy, he becomes all-powerful and all the other parts are just trying to get home.
"Groundhog Day" - The hero and the girl he loves go to bed, then they live through the same events day after day, but their relationship gets worse and worse, until the only thing they have in common is a shared job. They finally do a proper report on Groundhog Phil and leave town.
If you watch Kolobok from the back - you can see how the good fox creates Kolobok and the evil granny puts him in the oven.
"The Irony of Fate" - Zhenya looks at Nadya with sober eyes, then with drunken ones, then realises it's better to go home to his mother.
"The Matrix" - a young man fights, shoots, roams the sewers, flies spaceships racing against monsters until he figures out how to spit out some wheel, after which he finally gradually lets go.
"He has a nasty little buzz about him, and he can't quite make it out of his mind, but he's about to get eaten, so he has to hole up in some godforsaken planet and sit there quietly.
"Predator", on the other hand, is a cosmic Aybolite who sews the severed heads back on, and after a difficult few days of surgery, he returns home.
"The 5th Element": the protagonists make love and a girl has such a violent orgasm that a jet of energy shoots straight into her natural satellite, which comes to life and flies off into the stars! The main characters then find themselves in the ruins of a self-healing spaceship-city, where the man miraculously heals all the belligerent weirdos (some even gain quite a human face). Then he finds a dead alien chick, sticks four batteries in her, and she comes to life and even sings a song for joy! The relationship between the main characters gradually cools down, and eventually the girl flies away from the man right through the roof of his taxi. The ending is tragic: she falls into the clutches of a monster scientist who puts her in a box where she promptly decomposes before the amazed audience, leaving behind only a small bone.
"Beware of the Car": An old convict gets out of prison and quickly strikes up a rapport with a MIA investigator, after which he starts giving cars to all kinds of crooks and taking money from orphanages.
Not humour, but also interesting
http://www.uralweb.ru/news/n354557.html
A crazy Japanese show.
No need to watch for the impressionable!