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Однако сложно было ответить на вопрос: "Почему у меня не было разрывов?!!!", тем более, психически неуравновешенному человеку. Возможно соответствуя цвету волос, я не поняла чего хотел клиент. Разъясните, плз, чего он хотел?
No. It wasn't difficult to answer. I don't know for sure, but my guess is that the problem was either equipment overload (more clients than it was pulling) or there were some technical problems. You could explain to the client that this is our situation, our company is experiencing some temporary difficulties and we hope to solve them within a certain period of time. I don't believe in technical impossibility to solve the problem, there is no such thing.
The client was not interested in WHY there were no interruptions, he was not really satisfied with the quality of service and was trying to find a solution to the problem. And he was asking this question in an attempt to point out a contradiction in the answers and to try to understand the situation in general. "You are telling me that you have the best internet company and that you say breaks ALWAYS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN and they SHOULD be, but the reality is that I haven't had breaks before! WHY IS THIS SO? Explain?" and the answer is "you fool, there were ruptures!". The client must have been referring to disruptions in the program, say there video stream or download, and the boys from hotline were referring to disruptions of any there sessions (I do not know what their sessions were, adsl or vpn or something else). One says "wasn't", the other says "was".
So who's the dumb one in this situation? The aristocrat or the cook? I think hotline is incompetent in this situation. The company's competition policy was conducted by dirty methods, manipulation. And purely humanly, there was no reason to bully an unstable person in this situation.
According to work technology, when a client yells, an appropriate procedure should be initiated in any case. The client was not allowed to be in a situation where the client was in a state of distress, but the client was in a situation where the client was in a state of distress.
Однако сложно было ответить на вопрос: "Почему у меня не было разрывов?!!!", тем более, психически неуравновешенному человеку. Возможно соответствуя цвету волос, я не поняла чего хотел клиент. Разъясните, плз, чего он хотел?
The client wanted to download porn non-stop, but the provider has a reboot every 24 hours :) all connections are failing, the connection is with the provider, but the Internet is failing, and the client said he had a "gap" :) and helpdeskier said that this is not a gap, but a small, scheduled, outage, and it happens every 24 hours :) well, they have it planned :), and the client said he had no gaps..... :)))) I can't take it anymore....... :)))))))))
Laziness of the common Russian man is not a sin, but an absolutely necessary
means to neutralise the bubbling activity of the fools who lead them.
To rush a woman is the same as trying to speed up the loading
computer. The program still has to do all the obviously
necessary actions and many other things that always remain hidden from
from your understanding.
Life experience is a wealth of valuable knowledge about how not to behave in
situations that will never happen again.
The promise of a refund in a week is only a request -
not to bother with this question for a week.
(c) Stas
Last night on "Goodnight Babies," the puppeteer accidentally bumped
on the table.
That's the kind of bedtime wish the kids haven't heard yet.
He drowned in a pond, despite being a fish by horoscope and a shit
as a person...
If you didn't have a bike when you were a kid and now you've got a Bentley.
you didn't have a bike when you were a kid!
A policeman stops a car.
A drunk girl gets out of the car.
Policeman: OK, driving under the influence.
Girl: You're the one driving....
Doctors took to the streets to protest. The authorities can't understand what
the doctors want because no one can make out exactly what's written
on the banners.
The phrase: "Darling, please hand over the coloured invisibles", completely shatters
men's logic!!!
Father comes to the casino, leaves a nun at the entrance, goes to the roulette table himself.
Can I bet a dollar on number 7?
Sure, answers the dealer.
Comes up with a 7.
Can I put my winnings on 7, of course. He comes up with 7 again.
Dealer, do you want to bet on 7 again?
Yes, if I can?
Croupier changes the ball to another, spins the roulette wheel and a 7 comes out.
Croupier says nothing.
Father, can we put it all back on 7?
Croupier, I'll consult with the pit boss, a minute later: "Yes you can".
The people at the neighbouring tables have thrown their cards over to the roulette table. They come up with a 7.
The pit boss turns pale, looks at Batiushka.
Batiushka asks the pit boss, may I put it all on 7?
Pete boss I'll get the director of the casino.
The director, after much deliberation and probability calculations, agrees.
Spinning the ball ..... comes up with a 5.
The casino director, with a stupid smile on his face, exhales all the air from his lungs.
The priest heads towards the exit.
The nuns greet the priest and ask how they played.
Yes, a dollar lost.
Interesting quote from an article...
Тем не менее статистический анализ ситуации на бирже, безусловно, очень полезен. При этом более интересной задачей является не столько выявление трендов, сколько корреляционный анализ. Например, определение зависимостей между курсом акций и очередными выборами в парламент. (Как известно, Швейк вывел четкую связь между солнечными пятнами и драками в пивной и перед выходом из дома всегда читал в газете прогноз погоды.) Но здесь еще раз нужно отметить, что при решении задач математической статистики численное дифференцирование не применяется по той причине, что оно там просто не нужно - там все описывается давно известными аналитическими зависимостями.
The conclusion is that one should not make a cult out of computers, but it is useful to remember the saying of someone great: "There is nothing more practical than a good theory".
)))))))))))))))))))
An old but very good cartoon, if you haven't seen it
Интересная цитата одной статьи ...
... After a year of work on the EC and SM computers we were even embarrassed to remember the primitiveness of the mathematical model, which was the limit for that integrator. But it was written off and discarded only five years later, when we moved to another room (all that time five litres of alcohol were written out every month to "wipe the contacts" of the integrator)...
Увидел хохму с саперами и шариком и вспомнил реальную историю.
Нашему завлабу, человеку далекому от электрики, мы доказывали, что стоя на резиновом коврике можно безнаказанно прикоснуться к фазе в силовом шкафу. Умный электрик шкаф предварительно втихаря обесточил, мы постелили коврик, подтащили шефа к клеммам и в тот момент, когда он прикоснулся к "фазе", за его спиной заместитель неожиданно грохнул молотком по металлическому верстаку...
Эффект понятен. Шефа мы обнаружили в другом конце лаборатории и потом долго оправдывались, что эта дурацкая шутка не планировалась, а хохмач заместитель просто нас подставил.
Why did you de-energise the cabinet? Didn't study physics or did you make sure the phase and the enclosure weren't touched at the same time?
Probably the same reason why software on a computer starts malfunctioning when the kettle gets close. You never know what could have happened to the laws of physics...