Only 29% of Americans want the U.S. to attack Syria -- which on the plus side means that 29% of Americans know there is a place called Syria.
...so...where all submarines are?...
Former President Bill Clinton is traveling the country holding town hall meetings where he explains Obamacare. After that he will explain twerking.
A heat alert has been issued for Southern California. Is that necessary? Isn't the heat its own alert? But it is a concern here in L.A. because Botox boils when it gets to 100 degrees.
Charlie Sheen hosted a three-day party on his forty-eighth birthday Tuesday. Invited were friends, girlfriends, ex-wives, dealers, co-stars and porn actresses. When it was over Syria's president accused Charlie Sheen of using chemical weapons on his own people.