Congress returned Monday with Democrats and Republicans in total disagreement over spending cuts, tax hikes and ObamaCare. The last time the two parties faced off was in the annual Congressional baseball game in July, in which the Democrats shut out the GOP. The Republicans are so bad at baseball that they're starting to re-think immigration.
Saturday night was the big fight in Las Vegas between Floyd Mayweather and Canelo Alvarez. Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne actually walked Floyd Mayweather to the ring. It really psyched out Alvarez. When he saw the three of them together he was like, “I don't know who to hit first.”
Dairy farmers now warn that there could be a jump in the price of milk by the end of the year. Milk could be as much as $6 a gallon. Today, Senator John McCain outlined a new plan to invade Wisconsin.
For the first time an Indian-American has won Miss America. A 24-year-old named Nina Davuluri won by answering a question no one else could possibly answer: “What is the name of last year's Miss America?”
A new study found that toddlers who talk early tend to develop a drinking problem later on in life. Another warning sign is if the kid asks for his milk on the rocks.
This week marks the fifth anniversary of the collapse of Lehman Brothers, which sparked the recession. Think about how bad things were back then. We had unemployment over 7 percent. The debt was out of control. There were wars breaking out all over the globe. Thank God that's all behind us now, huh?