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The Secret Service decided the rodeo clown who made fun of Barack Obama is not a threat. He's still comedian in chief. President Obama could tell ten jokes making fun of himself and bury any prop comic who can’t tell an Obama joke without a mask and a bull.

 

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I survived another weekend. I'm convinced I can't die.

 

Manhattan's federal judge banned the city's Stop and Frisk policy last Friday. Its use varies. In New York, Stop and Frisk is used by cops to pat down suspects on the street and in San Diego Stop and Frisk is used by the city's mayor to make sure he's not dreaming

 

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

 

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a complete guide to urban dictionary: Urban Dictionary: angry dragon

 

I accidentally shot my girlfriend on a hunting trip because I mistook her for a deer in an orange vest drinking a Diet Coke.

 

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