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Вот что я получил сегодня на почту:
Dear (Моя фамилия)
I wish to request your ardent attention to this very important message .Permit me therefore to intimate you about my intention of contacting you through this medium.
I am an attorney at law and the principal partner of the above indicated law firm. I hereby wish to inform you about the sudden death of my late client ( Dr.G.E.Моя фамилия) who passed away through an air crash that involved the Togo Football Association which occurred on the 4th June 2007.Before his unfortunate passing away, he was the chief therapeutic specialist of this football association.
As a foreign employee of this ministry of many tenure to his advantage, he was quite wealthy, both in assets as he was also involved into government contracts until his unfortunate demise. Permit therefore as his personal aide to inform you about a
cash balance deposit of total sum of $18,950,000.000 USD( eighteen million, nine hundred and fifty thousand USD dollars) that he deposited in a bank in the before that unfortunate occurrence’s hereby solicit for your assistance to stand as a business associate and next of kin to this effect .
Take a note that i am in perfect possessions of all the required items of this bank account and all other relevant documentations of his assists that will perfect the successful execution of this covenant.
Meanwhile it is very difficult to receive or send an email to your email address at (MAIL.RU) from this part of the world. I suggest you create a new email address with one of the below email providers so that I do not find it difficult to reach you by email.Please create a new email with one of the following;
1. WWW.YAHOO.COM
2. WWW.HOTMAIL.COM
3. WWW.GMAIL.COM
Upon your unbiased and speedy response to this call, I will inform you with all the required/necessary details with the modes of the execution of this
covenant.
Sincerely, Mathias Akpomo,Esq,
Please Reply to the E-mail
Я БОГАТЫЙ !!! ))
Вот что я получил сегодня на почту:
Dear (Моя фамилия)
I wish to request your ardent attention to this very important message .Permit me therefore to intimate you about my intention of contacting you through this medium.
I am an attorney at law and the principal partner of the above indicated law firm. I hereby wish to inform you about the sudden death of my late client ( Dr.G.E.Моя фамилия) who passed away through an air crash that involved the Togo Football Association which occurred on the 4th June 2007.Before his unfortunate passing away, he was the chief therapeutic specialist of this football association.
As a foreign employee of this ministry of many tenure to his advantage, he was quite wealthy, both in assets as he was also involved into government contracts until his unfortunate demise. Permit therefore as his personal aide to inform you about a
cash balance deposit of total sum of $18,950,000.000 USD( eighteen million, nine hundred and fifty thousand USD dollars) that he deposited in a bank in the before that unfortunate occurrence’s hereby solicit for your assistance to stand as a business associate and next of kin to this effect .
Take a note that i am in perfect possessions of all the required items of this bank account and all other relevant documentations of his assists that will perfect the successful execution of this covenant.
Meanwhile it is very difficult to receive or send an email to your email address at (MAIL.RU) from this part of the world. I suggest you create a new email address with one of the below email providers so that I do not find it difficult to reach you by email.Please create a new email with one of the following;
1. WWW.YAHOO.COM
2. WWW.HOTMAIL.COM
3. WWW.GMAIL.COM
Upon your unbiased and speedy response to this call, I will inform you with all the required/necessary details with the modes of the execution of this
covenant.
Sincerely, Mathias Akpomo,Esq,
Please Reply to the E-mail
Владимир Путин на тренировке повредил плечо
Призовой фонд достался медведям. Рынки обвалились на новостях, Россия (единая и неделимая) надыбала на шортах.
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да уж... мой "дядя"
А ничего что цифрами миллиарды а в скобках миллионы? Так вы все таки долларовый миллионер или миллиардер?)))
А ничего что цифрами миллиарды а в скобках миллионы? Так вы все таки долларовый миллионер или миллиардер?)))
я долларовый миллионо-миллиардер )))
Теперь исполняйте все мои приказы, типа SPTOP и LIMIT (Это тонкий юмор)
))
А ничего что цифрами миллиарды а в скобках миллионы? Так вы все таки долларовый миллионер или миллиардер?)))
запись $18,950,000.000 USD - 18 миллионов...
здесь согласно их региональному стандарту - "запятая" - разделитель тысяч - "точка" - разделитель десятых
ошибка только в 3х нулях в десятичной части