Humour - page 95

[Alexandr Bryzgalov]

DmitriyN:

I don't know, go there, I don't think you'll regret it. We have an acquaintance who used to work in a glass factory before it fell apart. Now he has a business: he blows out huge-sized bottles. The bottles are in demand among tourists.

I wonder why a tourist needs a loom and a ploughshare. )))

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sanyooooook:
I'm sitting here wondering why a hiker needs a loom and a ploughshare! )))

I have a lot of money, I want to get involved with antiquity. And you can sell it to a museum, but not to ours, not to a Russian one, but abroad, they will give you more.

[Yury Reshetov]

sanyooooook:
I'm sitting here wondering why a hiker needs a loom and a ploughshare! )))

Foreign countries are getting ready for the Great Depression. Soon it will all be a hot commodity in the flea markets of Berlin, Paris and New York.

[Alexey Burnakov]

Uh-huh. And with the energy crisis, the incense will be the highlight of the evening at aristocratic parties.

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It doesn't matter what you sell. It matters who you sell to. You can sell a hundred thousand quid worth of sledgehammers to a fool.

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alexeymosc:
Uh-huh. And with the energy crisis, the incense will be the highlight of the evening at aristocratic parties.

Candlelight sex is nicer than a compact fluorescent lamp.

[Alexandr Bryzgalov]

DmitriyN:
It doesn't matter what you sell. What's important is who you're selling it to. You can sell a hundred thousand quid worth of sledgehammers to a fool.

sell a sledgehammer to a local fool, he'll sell you a sledgehammer ... )))

OK, he'll beat you with a sledgehammer so he'll look a fool first ))))

[solar]

By the way there is a wide range of uses for the iron .

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solar:

By the way there is a wide range of uses for the iron .

And so does a blowtorch: you can twist hair with it, you can grease it with petroleum jelly... There's a lot more.

[Yury Reshetov]

solar:

By the way there is a wide range of uses for the iron .

No, it's not. You have an iron with a wire. The omelette is not environmentally friendly.