Humour - page 97

 
I've been thinking for a long time, and I think this news is just in line with -Humour rolls : The NBU considers expectations of hryvnia devaluation irrational.
 
Mathemat:
Tea has more caffeine than coffee, by the way.

And there's more alcohol in the glass cleaner.

I prefer a cup of coffee to a cesspit of tea dust. We always have tea dust at the bottom of our brew cans, so we throw it away.

If there's a crisis, we don't throw it away, we put it somewhere else. Once we've got enough, you can pick it up at a collection point.

 
Reshetov:

And there's more alcohol in the windscreen wiper.

I prefer a cup of coffee to a cesspit of tea dust. We always have tea dust at the bottom of our brew cans, so we throw it away.

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Give me two!

 

Judging by the number of licensed versions of adobe Photoshop sold, there are about seven graphic designers in Russia.

 

More services of good and different kinds!

 
 

There are two schoolchildren on the bus, talking:
- We're not having a music lesson.
- Why not?
- The teacher's gone on maternity leave.
- She's had enough...

 

Bought at the Pyaterochka:

 
Sepulca:

Bought at the Pyaterochka:

You've never eaten one of these things, have you? I've got a whole box of this stuff underground.)
Reason: