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- Look for a lady with freshly shaved legs.
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A grandmother who saw an empty seat on the bus jumped out of a taxi.
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After you go to the market for meat, you feel like you're shopping for organ donors. Prices are slowly leveling off.
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Spotted - the phrase, "I'll tell you a secret..." said on public transport stops all the passengers talking.
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In the Odessa tram:
- Why are you coughing at me?!!!
- I'm not coughing at you! I was sneezing on you!
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Fireman Ivan stood by and did nothing. The bank was on fire, the loan was paid off.
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- Who cut your hair?
- The master...
- I understand master. What's his profession?
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- When are you and I going to get married?
- When we get to know each other better! Hands off!
- How are we gonna get to know each other if I take my hands off?
Instead of "dead horse," mentally insert "counsellor".
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dakota Indian wisdom says if you notice you're riding a dead horse, get off it.
But in life, we often have other strategies:
- get a stronger whip;- change the rider;
- we say to ourselves, "we've ridden a dead horse before,"
- we set up a task force to study a dead horse;
- visit different places to see how dead horses are ridden there;
- set up a department to revive a dead horse;
- arrange training to learn how to ride a dead horse better;
- do a comparative analysis of all kinds of dead horses;
- change the criteria that establishes that a horse is dead;
- hiring people on the side who supposedly know how to ride a dead horse;
- indoctrinate ourselves that no horse is so dead that it can't be ridden;
- doing research to see if there are better or cheaper dead horses;
- explain to ourselves that our dead horse is faster, better and cheaper than others;
- create a quality board to find uses for dead horses;
- review working conditions for dead horses;
- expand the scope of dead horses;
- And finally, we form a special department to study the needs of dead horses.
What happened to the topic "Expert Advisor not opening trades for five days"? It was so sweet :)))
Come on, you've had your fun, you've had your fun, you know...