Humour - page 52

 


Happy Navy Day to all!!!!!

 
Roman.:
Rather - not 'ivanit', but iLanit, futures on eggs! :-)

Ooh, there's more and more of us out there :)
 
Integer:
Happy Navy Day to everyone!!!!!
Congratulations to you, and I don't know any more sailors here.
 
Integer:

Happy Navy Day to all!!!!!


Likewise :)
 
 

The analyst comes to the doctor
- Doctor, help! I've been stung by a bumblebee!
- That's all right, we'll put some ointment on it.
- But how will you catch it? The bumblebee must have flown away by now!
- No, I'll put ointment on the place where it bit you.
- Ah, it was in the park, on a bench, under a tree.
Doctor, rolling his eyes:
- No, I'll anoint the part of your body where the bumblebee bit you and it will go away.
- You should have said so, Doctor! A bumblebee stung my finger.
- Which one?
- How should I know? All bumblebees look the same to me.

 

- Doctor, what can you tell me about the results of my tests?
- The virus database has been successfully updated - replies the venereologist.

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Selling inexpensive nationwide base of suckers. Mavrodi

 

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Hey, good for you :))) You should have thought of making such a gif :)