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Integer:

This is bullshit. Pool 50m, 50/1.60 = 30 people. 29*65=1885 kg on the shoulders of the lower one. What happens to a man who falls from a height of 50 m into the water on his belly...
hahaha!!! that's funny, thanks! )

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"We used to live a simple life: if you wanted to go to the toilet, you could just pick up a book and go.
Now it's like going on an expedition:
Ipad, two mobile phones, glasses..." (c)

leonid553:

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"We used to live a simple life: if you wanted to go to the toilet, you could just pick up a book and go.
Now it's like going on an expedition:
Ipad, two mobile phones, glasses..." (c)


"Vasya got so used to reading in the toilet that one day he shat himself in the library" © :D
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PapaYozh:
Ai thank you - that really made me smile :)

Who will go first?


drknn:

Who will go first?

My money's on the fire truck, it's got a stronger front end :)
I'd put it on the fire engine, too. :) But someone on yaplakal.com reasonably pointed out that they all have green flashers :)))))))))
drknn:

Who will go first?



First the black one, then the DSS, then the gentlemen will let the women pass.
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The question is who is going to pay for the four wrecked cars. Of course, the taxpayers. The traffic code does not specify this situation.
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