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- Honey, do you have any advice for me to read?
- Read the Lord's Prayer while I finish reading the text on your phone.
 
evillive:

An Englishman was always losing money at the races.

Then one day he finally realised what he had to do to take the big winnings.

He hadn't played for six years. In six years, he saved six thousand pounds.

And six years later, on the sixth of the sixth month on the day of the big race in London, he got up at 6:00 in the morning,

called a taxi with the number 66-66, went to the track, tipped the cabbie six shillings,

went to the sixth booking office, and put the whole £6,000 on the sixth race for the sixth horse.

And the horse came sixth.
Too much. Six shillings tip.
 
tara:
Overkill. Six shillings in tips.
Otherwise, six pence would have been enough for him )))
 
evillive:
Otherwise, sixpence would have been enough for him )))
Only one each would have been enough, and the horse would have come first!
 
Do you have any dor blue?
- What's that?
- It's a blue mould cheese.
- There is no cheese. There's sausage dor bleu and herring dor bleu.
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYpzojQBORY

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The key to a tasty and healthy Ukrainian borscht is a good mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7moQ3XQsBU

can someone tell me,

a recipe for soup?

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The mayor not only promised the townspeople that a new temple would be built, but also took off his shirt and showed them what it would look like.
 
explor:

The key to a tasty and healthy Ukrainian borscht is a good mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7moQ3XQsBU

can someone tell me,

a recipe for soup?

)

I prefer borscht.

I can give you a recipe. Tomorrow I'll be making Uzbek pilaf. Any tips?

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