Humour - page 374

 
evillive:
Yesterday I suddenly discovered that I was out of socks. I collected them all together, washed them and hung them on the balcony to dry. I never had clothes pegs before, so I tied each one with a knot on a rope so it wouldn't blow away in the wind, and it was -26°C outside last night.
Now I'm looking forward to spring...
I'd like to get a woman...
 
tara:
You should get a woman or something...
The clothes pegs would be cheaper...
 
evillive:
Yesterday I suddenly found out I was out of socks. Picking them all up, washed and hung them on the balcony to dry. I had no clothes pegs, so I tied them with a knot on a rope to stop the wind blowing them away.
Now I'm looking forward to spring...

Put it on the radiator.)

If you have a hairdryer) and need socks urgently) it's perfect.

 
granit77:
The clothes pegs will cost less...
 
evillive:
Yesterday I suddenly found out I was out of socks.
A woman says "I have nothing to wear" when she runs out of everything new.
A man says "I have nothing to wear" when he runs out of clean clothes.
 

Strange breed of dog, looks a lot like a cat


 
moskitman:
A woman says "I have nothing to wear" when she runs out of everything new.
A man says "I have nothing to wear" when he runs out of clean clothes.

That's right (:


 
 
7Konstantin7:

Put it on the radiator.)

If you have a hairdryer) and need socks in a hurry) it's fine.

The fastest way is in the microwave.
 
IDLER:
fastest in the microwave.
And then eat...) out of the microwave.
Reason: