Humour - page 371

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- Did you hear Moyscha won the Volga in the lottery?
- Not Moisha, Izzy. And not "Volga", but 3 rubles. And not in the lottery, but in cards. And he didn't win, he lost.
 
evillive:
- Did you hear that Moisha won the Volga in the lottery?
- Not Moisha, Izzy. And not "Volga", but 3 rubles. And not in the lottery, but in cards. And he didn't win, he lost.
That's how you believe a rumor!
 
 
The winner of the "Bamboozler of the Year" competition was not allowed to attend the award ceremony by his wife.
 
evillive:
The winner of the "Bamboozler of the Year" competition was not allowed to attend the award ceremony by his wife.

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granit77:
First you have to quit smoking, which is harder than changing a petrol pump.

BULLSHIT !!!

Quitting smoking is like two fingers on the pavement! I quit on September 27th. (Fuck! It's exactly 4 months today.)

I read a book.

This one:

Here it is .

I'm standing with a mate. He's smoking, I'm next to him. We're talking about a book. I patiently listen to him about how it's all bullshit and how NLP doesn't work on him, I agree and say to him, smiling evilly:
"And here are the pens!"

You should have seen his face...

 
moskitman:

I read the book.

I gave it up, too.)

 
IT style vodka classification:
0.1 l - demo.
0.25 l - trial version.
0.5 l - personal edition.
0.7 l - professional edition.
1.0 l - network edition.
1.75 l - enterprise.
3 liters - for small business.
5 l - corporate edition.
Bottle of moonshine - home edition.
Service pack.
Morning pickle - Recovery tool.
 

W's Tales. Issue 1

maybe someone's feeling a little sad and blue,

there are more releases

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