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And that's something I wouldn't risk posting here. 18+
- Mum, guess what: What does a woman always think about? A three-letter word!
Mother spanking her son! Son, crying:
- It's "HOME"!
Husband turns around - slap his wife with a slap:
- Home, you fool, you must think of home!
- I can't when he's watching!
- Who?
- The cat.
Schwark. "Meow! ".
- Everyone, he's in the kitchen. Come on!
- I can't.
- What now?
- The hamster...
- He's sitting in the corner in a box, he can't see anything from behind the cabinet.
- I want him to look...
- It's okay, I'm bi.
- I'm bi, I was just asking...
It happens. A fool I know used to put henna in there for the same purpose. Didn't understand why I got such a burning sensation in the process. Then she confessed. ...There is no limit to human stupidity.)))
Good for you.
This one reminds me of a joke.
_________________________________________
A girl wants to get married, but she lost her virginity before that.
So she thinks, "What do I do?
Goes to the gynaecologist, says, "Well, so-and-so, help me out.
Gynaecologist gives her a bottle and says:
"Before you fuck, put a drop in your pussy.
When your husband comes to have you, he'll ask: "what's that flick?"
You'll say your pussy's burst."
Marriage night.
The girl thought she'd had so many partners, one drop wouldn't help.
so she poured out the whole bottle.
So the husband comes in,starts....
BANG!!!!
Glass is flying out, the room is filled with smoke and smoke.
Husband is crawling on the floor...
R: Honey, are you looking for my innocence?
M: NO! I'M LOOKING FOR MY BALLS!!!
Good for you.
This one reminds me of a joke.
_________________________________________
A girl wants to get married, but she lost her virginity before that.
So she thinks, "What do I do?
Goes to the gynaecologist, says, "Well, so-and-so, help me out.
Gynaecologist gives her a bottle and says:
"Before you fuck, put a drop in your pussy.
When your husband comes to have you, he'll ask: "what's that flick?"
You'll say your pussy's burst."
Marriage night.
The girl thought she'd had so many partners, one drop wouldn't help.
so she poured out the whole bottle.
So the husband comes in,starts....
BANG!!!!
Glass is flying out, the room is filled with smoke and smoke.
Husband is crawling on the floor...
R: Honey, are you looking for my innocence?
M: NO! I'M LOOKING FOR MY BALLS!!!
Nitroglycerin?)))
Stop. Or the forum will be closed down as a terrorist forum.
Yopari terrorists?