Humour - page 137

 
tara:
The soldiers were pouring watermelon into the watermelon.
Does it absorb water?
 

See http://www.spirtprom.com.ua/index.php/novosti/133-temperatura-zamerzaniya-spirta

Go to the far north, take a crowbar from the street, put it in a basin. Pour vodka over the scrap. In a thin stream. We pour the alcohol out of the basin. We chip the ice from the scrap into the basin for a drink. We document it, get the Nobel Prize. :)))

P.S.

We deduct a percentagefor tara for the idea of using a rasp :))

 
DmitriyN:
Is he absorbing water?

No, it's an old army trick - you pump vodka into a watermelon with a syringe. Then we put the watermelon in a warm place for a day or two - it ferments. We cut it open, eat a slice, and you can have a drunken orgy - it's a real kick in the ass.
 
drknn:
No, it's an old army trick - you use a syringe to pump vodka into a watermelon. Then we put the watermelon in a warm place for a day or two and it ferments. We cut it open, eat a slice and it is possible to organize drunken orgies.
So there's more alcohol in the watermelon?
 
You can also pump it into mandarins - I spent my childhood in the garrison of two military units and I've seen and heard a lot about it :) In fact, the Georgians did it successfully: they used a syringe to pump in chacha.
 
DmitriyN:
So there is more alcohol in the watermelon?

It's not the alcohol itself that's getting in, but the product of its reaction with the berry. (Watermelon is a berry)
 
DmitriyN:
So there is more alcohol in the watermelon?

Yes
 
drknn:
In this case, it is not the alcohol itself that inserts, but the product of its reaction with the berry. (A watermelon is a berry.)
If, for example, a watermelon has a diameter of 30 cm, how much alcohol should be pumped into it? Is vodka OK or do you need pure alcohol?
 
DmitriyN:
If, for example, a watermelon has a diameter of 30 cm, how much alcohol should be pumped into it? Is vodka OK or do you need pure alcohol?

I don't know the proportions. But it should ferment - that's a fact. Take a look here.
 
drknn:
I don't know the proportions. But it should ferment - that's a fact. Take a look here.
How does it ferment from alcohol? Wouldn't it be better to pump yeast solution in there?