Humour - page 367

[Anatolij Anufriev]

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[Vitalie Postolache]

rabid stools (:

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[Рустам]

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[Vitalie Postolache]

First they say, "You celebrate the New Year the way you celebrate it," and then they say, "Oh, how can I stop eating at night?"

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Abram comes home late and tells his wife:
- Sarah, I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't live, I was at Izzy's today, I can't live, Izzy has a golden toilet!
And says that to her all night long. In the morning Sarah can't stand it and goes to Isa's house. Izzy's wife opens the door.
- Excuse me, but my husband says you have a golden toilet, he can't live, I can't live either, our children can't live for a long time, it's impossible to live in this country at all, do you have a golden toilet or what are you telling me, can I have a look at it anyway?
Izzy's wife turns round and shouts into the back of the flat:
- Izya, come here quickly! The wife of that idiot who shat in your trombone yesterday is here!