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Russian scientists unveiled a bicycle at the Innovation People exhibition. This revolutionary invention was made possible after Russian scientists managed to invent the so-called wheel in June this year. The innovative system miraculously helps to move even quite heavy objects around in space. It can be used to get from one location to another or to deliver goods much faster than on foot or with pack animals. The Russian science industry has thus progressed extremely quickly. The wheel was unveiled in June and only four months later a bicycle was designed based on the invention. However, scientists warn that due to the specific design, it is difficult to keep balance on a bicycle. So use the latest technological wonder with caution.
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Russian scientists unveiled a bicycle at the Innovation People exhibition. This revolutionary invention was made possible after Russian scientists managed to invent the so-called wheel in June this year. The innovative system miraculously helps to move even quite heavy objects around in space. It can be used to get from one location to another or to deliver goods much faster than on foot or with pack animals. The Russian science industry has thus progressed extremely quickly. The wheel was unveiled in June and only four months later a bicycle was designed based on the invention. However, scientists warn that due to the specific design, it is difficult to keep balance on a bicycle. So it is important to use the latest technical marvel with care.
This is reality.
http://www.3dnews.ru/news/637710
This is incomprehensible not very clever humour.
This is reality.
http://www.3dnews.ru/news/637710
This is incomprehensible not very clever humour.
This is reality.
http://www.3dnews.ru/news/637710
This is not humour, but a statement of fact about so many forumers on this site. Plenty of bicycle inventors out there.
Skolkovo has invented a special robot for election promises. The robot makes the work of politicians and speechwriters easier. It is capable of randomly generating phrases made up of fragments such as: "five to ten years from now", "we'll do our best", "it's been a tough year", "we'll piss in toilets" and so on. The robot is capable of making 30-35 such promises a day, which brings it very close to the 'productivity' of the average Russian politician. Like a typical politician, the robot doesn't need to know anything about the subject.
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