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3D drawings on asphalt
crossed out, if programmers say it helps if you move the mouse - you can't argue with that, then it helps
- Leha, why are you so pale?
- I had some yoghurt yesterday. I didn't like it right away. And it's got a weird name - PVA!
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A customer comes into the bar and asks the barman to pour 300 grams of whisky into a 200 gram glass.
The barman is surprised: - That's impossible, isn't it?
A customer: - Then two 150-gram glasses.
The barman pours two 150-gram glasses. He pours everything into a 200 gram glass - everything goes in.
Bartender: - Bah, you're a magician!
No, sir, you're the magician, and I'm the tax inspector!
3D drawings on asphalt
xxx: Windows 8 will support voice recognition
yyy: maybe it's better not to? it'll learn how to answer, it'll argue, if you curse accidentally, it'll offend, it won't boot for a week...
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xxx: I was at my grandmother's, I logged on to Skype, out of habit I didn't log off my profile
xxx: And what do you think, grandma just logged out of my profile and entered her username and password?!
xxx: No, she went and fucking changed her account name from mine to hers!!! And the picture!
xxx: My friends were pretty surprised...(
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Bagheera:
- Oh, wise Kaa! Did you know that Mowgli calls you an earthworm?
- I know!
- He also calls you one swear word!
- I can't help it if he does...
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- The police picked up the guy who stole my car. I have to visit him in jail.
- Why do you want to do that?
- Why would I do that?! At least ask him how he managed to start it.
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Late at night, a lonely woman walks through a city park. Suddenly a man comes out of a dark alley:
- Oh, man, you startled me. I thought you were a sex maniac.
- You're dreaming, I'm just walking my dog.
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- Let's go for a virtual)) Does a naked girl turn you on?
- Of course it does.
- I'm totally naked and stripping for you. How's your boyfriend doing?
- Is it Andrew? He's doing fine...
Bought himself a car recently, why?
Deactivating the SEAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=RU&v=T9TmmF79Rw0
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