A stockbroker advises selling after the Thames rises 20 points.

михаил потапыч 2010.04.20 19:20 #901

Dale Carnegie's new book, How to Get rid of Friends Acquired
with the help of my previous book." М. : Psychizdat, 2010.

[Deleted] 2010.04.21 07:23 #902

Here are some funny jokes about traders and forex:)

PapaYozh 2010.04.21 08:56 #903

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Mykola Demko 2010.04.21 12:09 #904

Equis has released a lubricant for large-period moving averages.
MAs with periods over 100 now glide much better.
According to the firm's management, the release of lubricants for smaller-period moving averages is planned for mid to late 2010.
The company's shares jumped 6 points.

Interesting Video May 2013 No grail? Need help indentifying indicator

михаил потапыч 2010.04.21 12:20 #905

Urain >>:
Фирма Equis выпустила смазку для скользящих средних больших периодов.
Теперь МА с периодом более 100 скользит намного лучше.
По заявлениям руководства фирмы выпуск смазок для скользящих средних меньших периодов планируется в середине-конце 2010 года.
Акции компании подскочили на 6 пунктов.

Give us your lubricant

михаил потапыч 2010.04.21 12:30 #906

михаил потапыч 2010.04.21 12:31 #907

[Deleted] 2010.04.21 12:55 #908

Mischek >>:

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[Deleted] 2010.04.22 06:54 #909

A stockbroker is on holiday (sitting on the banks of the Thames in a state of semi-drowsiness).
His housekeeper comes up to him and says:

- Sir, the Thames is up 20 points.

- (Broker) - Sell immediately!!!

[Deleted] 2010.04.22 07:51 #910

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