[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 91

 
Dale Carnegie's new book, How to Get rid of Friends Acquired
with the help of my previous book." М. : Psychizdat, 2010.
 
 
Equis has released a lubricant for large-period moving averages.
MAs with periods over 100 now glide much better.
According to the firm's management, the release of lubricants for smaller-period moving averages is planned for mid to late 2010.
The company's shares jumped 6 points.
 
Urain >>:
Фирма Equis выпустила смазку для скользящих средних больших периодов.
Теперь МА с периодом более 100 скользит намного лучше.
По заявлениям руководства фирмы выпуск смазок для скользящих средних меньших периодов планируется в середине-конце 2010 года.
Акции компании подскочили на 6 пунктов.


Give us your lubricant

 
 
 
Mischek >>:

:0)

 
A stockbroker is on holiday (sitting on the banks of the Thames in a state of semi-drowsiness).
His housekeeper comes up to him and says:

- Sir, the Thames is up 20 points.

- (Broker) - Sell immediately!!!
 


Reason: