[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 765

[Sceptic Philozoff]

- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.

[Alexey Burnakov]

Mathemat:
- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.

That's funny.)

Remembered myself at passport-control with the bourgeoisie. Confused too.

[Alexandre]

Mathemat:
Isn't that a programmer by any chance? There's a block diagram on the wall in the background.

It's a Cunning, Insidious and Absolutely Failure-free Plan to Hunt Men and One Million and One Ways to Roll Them in a Spider's Cocoon, Disguised as Wallpaper O_O

[Sceptic Philozoff]

alexeymosc: Вспомнил себя на прохождении passport-control у буржуев. Растерялся тоже.

About this confused?

Dialog at the passport control desk at the airport:
- Nationality?
- Russian
- Occupation?
- No, no. Just visiting.

[Alexey Burnakov]

Mathemat:

Is this how you get confused?

Dialogue at the passport control desk at the airport:
- Nationality?
- Russian
- Occupation?
- No, no. Just visiting.

))))) roughly, yes. LOL

It's amusing to watch the residents of the country I arrived in, humbled, huddled and stressed at the airport in Moscow, proudly looking, breathing a full chest of air, pass the passport control in the front rows.

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Mathemat:
Isn't that a programmer by any chance? There's a flowchart on the wall in the background.

maybe)))) these too have recurring logical operations in the action set (although there are many different ones))))

[Sceptic Philozoff]

trollolo: These, too, have repetitive logical operations in their set of actions (although there are many different ones))))

Well, men have a lot of repetition too, don't they?

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Mathemat:
Well, boys have a lot of repetition too, agree.

I agree, but the goals are different. males need such block diagrams for physical pleasures (mostly I/O function sets), and spiderwomen need something more)

[Sceptic Philozoff]

Spiderwoman is for that too. She just trades sex for material/social benefits. Economy.

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