10 things you need to know about the perfect man - MQL4 and MetaTrader 4

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solar 2012.02.03 09:49 #7652

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odiseiff 2012.02.05 09:55 #7654

Dedicated to the ladies!!!

1. Just as there is no such thing as the perfect investment tool, there is no such thing as the perfect man.
2. All men, like investment instruments, have three critical characteristics: reliability, return and liquidity.
3- Reliable men tend to have low returns.
4. Men with high returns are not reliable.
5. Unreliable men with low returns are illiquid. They are very difficult to get rid of later.
6. Reliable and profitable men have very high liquidity. So the problem is not selling them on the market - that is easy to do, as they are always in short supply. The problem is different - they are very hard to find and even harder to keep in your investment portfolio.

=== Main characteristics of men - investment instruments. ===
1. Fixed-income men.
A) The man is a no-coupon bond. This type of man provides a one-time redemption with payment of accumulated investment income immediately and in full.After final redemption, the woman receives an inheritance, a flat, a lucrative prenuptial agreement (it is immediately obvious that foreigners wrote it).
Advantages of investment are fixed returns and the possibility to get rid of the man immediately after receiving investment income from him. The disadvantages are that the investment income can be "eaten up" quickly, which requires immediate investments in other men.
B) The Coupon Bond Man. This type of man provides regular coupon payments until it is fully paid off to buy appliances, a fur coat, a car, a flat, a summer house, etc.
The pluses of the investment are the fixed yield and regularity of payments for a woman's immediate needs.
The disadvantages of investing - the circulation period of this man can be extremely long. And the coupon payments, with women's growing appetites, are insufficient for a good life. In addition, once this type of man is fully repaid, it will be necessary to make investments in new men.
2. Men with floating returns.
This type of man corresponds to a male shareholder. It generates much more income than men with fixed income, as it has a greater upside potential and pays dividends. It generally has an indefinite life, except in the event of complete bankruptcy.
The pluses of investing are the large investment returns, the unexpectedness ("surprise") of the dividend payout as a gift. It is much more enjoyable than the regular coupon payments of male bonds on a strictly fixed date. The disadvantages of investing are the high risks of this man falling into negative yield territory. In this case, any investment income from it will cease.

Investment strategies.
1. the optimal strategy is to build an investment portfolio of men in such a way that all three types of men are represented.
2. When forming a portfolio of male bonds, the principle of immunization - that is, optimizing the portfolio in terms of the timing of coupon payments (to receive them as often as possible) - is important.
3. Two principles are important when forming a portfolio of male stocks:
- diversification (the portfolio should include men from different fields and of different ages),
- market cycles (a man falling into a negative yield zone should be immediately excluded from the portfolio, and investing in a male stock should be done only when its price value rises in the male market).
Own liquidity, namely a woman's ability to attract male investment instruments, is critical to the most successful implementation of these strategies in the male market.