[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 542

 
Mathemat:

"Daddy, will you make some more bubbles?"

"I'll teach you, son - when it's not just me, but all of us can eat lots of peas, garlic and soya. Bread and water alone won't do you any good, no matter how hard you try..."

We'll look for the foundations of the universe again - bubbles!

(c) "A Billion Years Before the End of the World" by the Strugatsky brothers.

 

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From the series MESSAGES

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBdaPZoQdEI

Nature jokes (children under 16)

 
This is from the net. And here is the 2008 harvest from my garden.

 

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If you get your arse licked, don't relax - it's lube...
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The biggest bream was caught by fisherman Semenov's wife when she forgot to wake him up for fishing.