The most amazing people in Russia live in a country where more than half of the world's population can't afford to go on a date - MQL4 and MetaTrader 4

Andrei Khlebnikov 2011.01.12 20:27 #5381

goldtrader:
The remaining 80% is about weed.

Thanks Cap! =)))

Roman 2011.01.12 20:29 #5382

Temnyj:
"Alice has been learning Martian for 2 weeks.She spent a seventh of that time doing finger exercises and a fourth of the remaining time mastering the letter "xfy". How many days did Alice spend mastering the letter 'xfy'? " - 3rd grade maths problem. Were the authors stoned or did they eat mushrooms?

I don't think so. (It's too much for grass, for mushrooms it's too trivial to come up with such problems))))

Владимир Тезис 2011.01.12 20:45 #5383

The most amazing people live in a country where:

Go on a date with a girl and drink a glass of vodka
They run into a bus and then ask for the bus number.
A cop picks up an alcoholic on the street and has a drink with him.
They drink so much on Friday nights that they wake up on Sunday.
The wife will defend her husband even if he fights with her lover.
They listen to the weather forecast every chance they get.
The third question in a conversation between people from different cities is about the weather.
In a shop they put a set of chocolates, cologne and toilet paper on the same shelf.
When they cannot explain in a normal way, they use swear words (and it works!).
They compete with their neighbours in terms of the amount of things they steal at work.
Nobody has ever seen a live Chukcha in the eyes, but everybody laughs at them.
Every man knows how to bring order to the country.
They diagnose a disease by sticking out their tongue and goggling eyes.
The nurse in the hospital always has alcohol. And you can always have a drink with her.
At any fireworks, a crowd gathers and shouts Hurrah!
Hands are washed after eating, not before.
Men's socks must smell, otherwise they're women's socks.
Accidental drinking is a valid reason for not showing up for work.
A gynaecologist knows how to fix a TV set and is fluent in plumbing.
A construction worker can write programs and understand electronic drawings.
All the secret military factories are known to the population.
They steal vodka to sell it and drink the money away.
Everyone can deal with any bandits without the help of the cops.
Otolaryngologist is called an earwig.
A cactus is the best cure for radiation.

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