Traders joking, the beginning - page 657

tim
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tim  
Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  
Just looking at that picture of the fried chicken makes me feel hungry.
yenPound
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yenPound  

a recipe for non lag holy grilled adaptive forex hacker :

1) calculate hilbert-huang transform to find the instantaneous frequency and use it to adapt the other steps

2) calculate the correlation dimension of lyapunov exponent and use it to train neurons  of convolutional deep neural networks and put the output in A

3)calculate the super smoother of volume weighted binary enhtropy  function and use it to calculate the spearmans rank correlation (don't forget the significance test by fisher transform , dah !) then put it in B

4)calculate  kendall tau for variables A&B , to find the optimum action by applying fuzzy logic based evolutionary game theory method

your non lag holy grilled forex hacker is ready

p.s: this is suppose to be a joke ............................. or is it ?!

John Seekers
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John Seekers  
A restaurant at Columbia University that was run out of a student's dorm was shut down this week due to pressure from the health department. The restaurant had a particular schedule. It was open 24 hours a day, unless there was a sock on the door. Then give it about 15 minutes. Well, they're college kids, give them five.


tim
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tim  
krelian99
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krelian99  
KumoBreake:

a recipe for non lag holy grilled adaptive forex hacker :

1) calculate hilbert-huang transform to find the instantaneous frequency and use it to adapt the other steps

2) calculate the correlation dimension of lyapunov exponent and use it to train neurons  of convolutional deep neural networks and put the output in A

3)calculate the super smoother of volume weighted binary enhtropy  function and use it to calculate the spearmans rank correlation (don't forget the significance test by fisher transform , dah !) then put it in B

4)calculate  kendall tau for variables A&B , to find the optimum action by applying fuzzy logic based evolutionary game theory method

your non lag holy grilled forex hacker is ready

p.s: this is suppose to be a joke ............................. or is it ?!

Your evolutionary games will need hours, but on weekend is no forex - so no lag. But instead of correlation dimensions of lyapunov exponents I would try a N4SID based prediction error approach.
Diana Jackson
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Diana Jackson  
October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February - Mark Twain
John Seekers
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John Seekers  
A "Game of Thrones" version of the board game Clue is now for sale. It's just like regular Clue except that everyone did it in every room with every weapon.

tim
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tim  
Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  
An FBI agent is interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been
robbed 3 times by the same bandit. "Did you notice
anything special about the man?" asks the agent. "Yes," replies the
teller. "He was better dressed each time."