Traders joking, the beginning - page 397

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Clinton's Poll Numbers

An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

1% said, "No"

2% said, "Yes"

97% said, "Never Again"

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If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use?

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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?

A: Your Honor.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

A: Senator.

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Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.

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