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According to CNN, they're now developing a new spy plane that can travel six times the speed of sound and can launch missiles. They said it could really help us with our spying. In fact, this plane is so good President Obama is already denying knowing anything about it.

 

Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley got big laughs at the CMA Awards singing about the hemorrhoids they got waiting for ObamaCare's website to work. Be glad. Those hemorrhoids might turn out to be their last line of defense against the IRS audit tomorrow.

 

Elephant fishing for a new wallet or maybe some new boots.

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Colorado voted a ten percent sales tax and a fifteen percent excise tax on the sale of marijuana in pot stores. How stoned are they? One-third of Colorado counties voted to secede from the United States, and to no one's surprise, they voted to secede to Toronto.

 

Obamadontcare...idiotic Got Insurance

 

It just came out that President Obama brings a portable security tent with him on overseas trips so that he can read classified documents. He sets up a tent in his hotel room. Obama said it's a good way to avoid being spied on while he keeps track of who he has spied on.

 

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