Traders joking, the beginning - page 522

[tim079]

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[seekers]

In Oregon, a number of brewers are competing to turn sewer water into beer. The brewer said, "Hey, if Bud Light can do it, we can do it."

[krelian99]

Coming from a beer nation we were shocked and relieved at the same time when we got our beer in China some years ago.

[tim079]

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[seekers]

The issue of gay marriage has reached the Supreme Court and observers are analyzing every detail to predict how each justice will vote. Experts say Chief Justice John Roberts is likely to rule in favor of gay marriage based on the fact that he spent Tuesday's hearings watching the Tony Award nominations.

[tim079]

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[seekers]

The man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

“Why?”

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

[csc2009]

Q: Why was astrology invented?

A: So that economics could be considered an accurate science.

[tim079]

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[seekers]

Hillary Clinton gave a speech at Columbia University this afternoon. She ended it the way Clintons always end their speeches, by saying, “That’ll be $200,000.”