Traders joking, the beginning - page 526

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A house panel in Texas has approved full marijuana legalization for the state. Yeah, meaning Texas could go from having dude ranches to "Dude, ranches."

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People are being really picky about the upcoming election. I read that Americans do not want the next president to be a first-term senator, be over 65, or have a former president in the family. Then the Secret Service said, "Hey, whoever slips through slips through. No promises."

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It was confirmed this week that Lucasfilm and Disney are set to develop another “Indiana Jones” sequel. This time the ancient relic everyone is searching for is Indiana Jones.

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The U.S. unemployment rate is the lowest it's been in nearly seven years. The job sector that has seen the most growth is in the field of Republican presidential candidates.

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An oil sheik says in a gallery:

I really admire Picasso.

There is nobody who was able to sell oil so expensive

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Borrow money from pessimists,

they don’t expect it back.