My wife’s purse was stolen the other day.
It had all her credit cards in it.
I was going to report it but the thief was spending less than she was!
A stockbroker was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered no to the question. The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the stockbroker answered it "Never got caught."
Father is dying. He was at death's door. His two sons were sitting two sides of him.Their family lawyer was also there. He was saying towards his son" I hv n't completed will yet. I have this building which worth $1 million". Elder brother replied "o my dear father!! I am your first son so u should sign it in my name. Younger what u say?" Younger was sad because his father dying and said nothing.
Then his father said "I have $2 million cash in Bank". Elder said "Oh my father after your passing I will have to take the responsibility of everything so pass it to my name. " Younger said nothing and was sorrowful.
Father said " total asset of my business firm is about $10 million". Elder said "Oh my father younger is too young to take the responsibility , so sign in my name." Younger said nothing.
At last father said " I have a debt of $5 million " Elder said "Dear father I am taking all the responsibity. Please give some responsibility to younger too. Younger this debt will be in ur name" Younger said nothing.