Humour - page 23

 


"Satan has begged God for Russia".
Protopop Avvakum

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The strictness of Russian laws is softened by the fact that they do not have to be obeyed.
J.M. Karamzin

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"The history of Russia is a struggle between ignorance and injustice".
M. Zhvanetsky

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Russia is a strange gardener
And strikes the whole planet,
by doing its cycle in reverse:
First it grows, then it plants.
I.Guberman

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The baker has been baking buns all night.
Not for nothing

The baker smells like buns in the morning

 
How do I record in my diary that I got my head blown off without warning? <br / translate="no">
 
 
 

In the shop:

- Girl, are your buns soft?

- You're a boor!!!

 
 

One-stop shop! Mongolia

 

banker bear

 
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