Humour - page 24

[Alexandre]

A poem of the day:

I said to Angela Merkel: Hey! Girlfriend!

- Look, the mare's girth is torn!

Did you buy a cinch in China for euros?

Buy a dollar instead! It rules and it rules!

[GaryKa]

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[михаил потапыч]

Scalpingcin:

Quito ?

[Oleg]

Odessa. Privoz.
- Is this DVD licensed?
- Practically yes!

[moskitman]

[Vitalie Postolache]

[Leonid Borsky]

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OMON officers will be given flats for the Million Man March

[moskitman]

Why is there a pen tied to the bank? If I trust the bank with my money, why can't it trust me with a pen???

[Андрей]

leonid553:

The riot police will be given flats for the Million Man March

Get injured in the service by "fellow citizens" - maybe they'll give you one too.

moskitman:

Why is there a pen tied to the bank? If I trust the bank with my money, why can't it trust me with a pen???

Because there will be visitors after you too.