Humour - page 24

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A poem of the day:

I said to Angela Merkel: Hey! Girlfriend!
- Look, the mare's girth is torn!
Did you buy a cinch in China for euros?
Buy a dollar instead! It rules and it rules!
 
 
 
Scalpingcin:


Quito ?
 
Odessa. Privoz.
- Is this DVD licensed?
- Practically yes!
 

 
 

Why is there a pen tied to the bank? If I trust the bank with my money, why can't it trust me with a pen???

 
leonid553:

The riot police will be given flats for the Million Man March

Get injured in the service by "fellow citizens" - maybe they'll give you one too.
moskitman:

Why is there a pen tied to the bank? If I trust the bank with my money, why can't it trust me with a pen???

Because there will be visitors after you too.
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