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I do not understand who spat on whom.
The initiators of this law were our own citizens (the opposition).
The Americans spat on Russia.
Russia, too? We, Russia, don't give a damn about their Magnitsky Act! You may be forgetting that Russia is me, you, he, she, the bus conductor, the driver, the teacher, the doctor, the kindergarten teacher, and so on and so forth.
What does their law do? Is it banning some particularly zealous thieves from doing business in the US? Or threaten to freeze the money stolen and exported to the USA? My personal opinion is that this law does not threaten Russia in the slightest.
And who do you think made all the fuss in the Russian media about the Magnitsky Act? The same person who covered up the dissemination of the case in the media!
Why did I and many other Russians first hear about Magnitsky not when he uncovered the corruption scandal and got arrested or killed, but only when another government decided to protect itself from the chaos going on here?
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The Americans have spat on Russia.
At least it makes sense now.
Why did I and a lot of other Russians first hear about Magnitsky not when he uncovered a corruption scandal and not when he was jailed for it and not when he was killed for it {...}
There was also a second part. And you only heard one version.
Perhaps. Not the point. The point is clear - ordinary Russians don't give a3.14% of a damn, and they are the vast majority.
is the wisest response possible. We won't have to look fooled.
Enough with the smoking, on topic:
At the auto shop:
-Give me a front bumper for a six and a rear bumper for a nine... And brake pads...
-What model are the brake pads for?
-What do you think?
- Got anything to drink?
- Water.
- Something stronger?
- Ice.
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Only a Russian when he hears the words "a hundred grams" doesn't ask:
"What?"
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If you want to drive a paranoid man mad, just say every time he walks into a room:
"and we were just talking about you."
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A boy, brought up by car mechanics, was found in one of the workshops of the Volga car factory. He barely speaks, mostly swears. But it's all business!
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One of my most memorable bedtime jokes came from a young lady in the early days of my sex life who graced my penis with a firm, truly friendly handshake and said:
- Welcome to the organs, son!