Kind of humour: "...if you don't give oil, money, gas every year - then agl will probably stand up to nato, with a military base near moscow. This is, in my opinion, the only logical explanation why Russia has been dragging Belarus for years now."
In Stalinist times, an old woman was on a bus. Finally, a seat became available and she sat down, muttering: - Thank God! Another passenger heard this and said reproachfully: - Granny! These aren't tsarist times. You should have said: "Glory to Comrade Stalin." The old lady agreed, but then she thought: - What if Comrade Stalin dies? What will we say then? - That's when we'll all say: "Glory to God!"
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Kind of humour:
"...if you don't give oil, money, gas every year - then agl will probably stand up to nato, with a military base near moscow. This is, in my opinion, the only logical explanation why Russia has been dragging Belarus for years now."
Finally, a seat became available and she sat down, muttering:
- Thank God!
Another passenger heard this and said reproachfully:
- Granny! These aren't tsarist times. You should have said: "Glory to Comrade Stalin."
The old lady agreed, but then she thought:
- What if Comrade Stalin dies? What will we say then?
- That's when we'll all say: "Glory to God!"
- Who is this?
There is an ingenious answer that simply puts the caller in a daze:
- Where?