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MetaDriver:
What's up? What's up? Come on in the smoke room. Public thought needs you.

Nah... nah, nah, nah. Don't let it go to sleep. :)

Solar's probably done for... I'm just gonna sit here:

I go to the drugstore...
I ask:
- Do you have jars for tests?
- Do you have one for stool or urine?
- Is there a difference?
- For feces with a spoon...

. . (voice from behind...)

- For urine with a tube.

 
moskitman:

Nah... nah, nah, nah. Don't let it go to sleep. :)

Don't worry about it. You don't have to be all "sunburned". Be careful, you won't get banned for more than a day. :) :)
 
MetaDriver:
Don't worry about it. You don't have to go all "sunshine" on me. Be careful, you won't get banned for more than a day. :) :)

That's right. Except for fresh trolls. They're banned to lower the temperature for 24 hours, and don't make a farewell to the Slavs out of it. It's a work in progress.
 
moskitman:

Nah... nah, nah, nah. Don't let it go to sleep. :)

Solar's probably done for... I'm just gonna sit here:

I go to the pharmacy...
I ask:
- Do you have jars for tests?
- Do you have one for stool or urine?
- Is there a difference?
- For feces with a spoon...

. . (voice from behind...)

- For urine with a tube.


With a urine jar, the important thing is not to believe it's airtight. :)))

 

It's either someone under Oster or the author himself...

When you turn on the television

don't listen and watch

or else your nose will bleed

and out of your ears and out of your mouth...

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The US State Department has told the Russian Foreign Ministry that it knows nothing about an aircraft carrier, 17 warships and three nuclear-powered submarines that have entered the Black Sea.

- These are most likely Maidan self-defence forces," US diplomats said.

 
 

"And special forces uniforms canbe bought in any shop..." Vladimir Putin'spress conference in Novo-Ogaryovo

 

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